HOUSE RULES

[!MIKAMOO!]

1.) _{No hogging a bathroom for more than 2 hours if it is needed by someone else.}
2.) _{Hot showers must be limited to one hour or less. If not you will be taking cold showers for a month.}
3.) _{When taking a crap, USE THE AIR FRESHENER so no one else has to smell it.}
4.) _{No noise before 9:30 am on the week days and 10:30 am on the weekends. WE LIKE TO SLEEP.}
5.) _{If you are going to be having sex in a bedroom, give everyone else some warning or lock the door SECURELY. We don't want to see it.}
6.) _{Change the channel when someone else is watching and you will be shot...okay, not shot, but still. It is just WRONG.}
7.) _{If you finish something off, such as cookies, chips, hot pockets and so on. GO OUT AND BUY MORE. It is the nice thing to do.}
8.) _{If you make the mess, clean it up. Especially if it means breakfast or dinner will be delayed if you don't.}
9.) _{Buy your own toilet paper. There are too many of us and if the rolls run out you are SCREWED and stuck for a while.}
10.) _{Don't drink more than four cups of coffee or four cans of redbull, rockstar, or any other energy drink a day, if we wanted someone hyper we would have bought ourself the mix between a chihuahua and the energizer bunny.}
11.) _{If the alcohol runs out, the last one with a drink in their hand has to go out to get more. And they better find some or they don't get let back in the house.}
12.) _{If you need to fight something out then fine, but take it outside. We don't want any broken sculptures or paintings falling off the walls.}